29 Days Until Christmas! (Original Christmas Song Battle)

[00:00:02] This is a Bramble Jam Podcast

[00:00:11] It's the Christmas Morning Podcast

[00:00:14] Everyone join if you can

[00:00:18] Christmas greatest fans

[00:00:20] Scott and Bram

[00:00:23] Here for you and me

[00:00:26] Welcome everybody to another episode of Christmas Morning

[00:00:29] I am Bram and I am, as usual, joined by my good friend Scott Scott

[00:00:34] Merry Christmas

[00:00:35] Merry Christmas, Bram and have you been here?

[00:00:37] Merry Christmas, Bram and have you been here for a long time

[00:00:38] I'm a good Tuesday, you know, I'm settled into the week

[00:00:41] Monday can always be a little tough

[00:00:42] You gotta, you know, work and all that kind of stuff

[00:00:45] But Tuesday, easy peasy

[00:00:47] Tuesday is a good day because for a lot of people

[00:00:51] This might be the last day of the week for them

[00:00:53] You know, I know a lot of schools are done on Wednesday and Friday

[00:00:56] And so I know a lot of people either have to take Wednesday off or whatever

[00:01:01] But if this is your final day of the work week

[00:01:03] Congratulations, you've made it

[00:01:04] Yep, and if you haven't taken the turkey out of the freezer yet

[00:01:07] You might want to hop to that

[00:01:08] Now's the time, now's the time to do it

[00:01:10] How big's your turkey this year, Scotty?

[00:01:12] I only cook a turkey breast

[00:01:13] I don't cook the whole turkey

[00:01:14] I'm not really into carcasses

[00:01:15] Interesting

[00:01:17] And nobody in our family eats any of the meat besides the breast meat

[00:01:20] So we just do that and a ham

[00:01:21] Well, there you go

[00:01:22] Easy peasy

[00:01:23] Yeah, and then a steak for me

[00:01:24] Wow, all the meats

[00:01:25] I have got a heck of a mailbag today

[00:01:28] Let's do it

[00:01:29] Letters

[00:01:30] We get letters

[00:01:32] We get stacks and stacks of letters

[00:01:36] Brandon, do you like a good detective story?

[00:01:38] I love a detective story

[00:01:39] Okay, well that's what we've got today

[00:01:41] I think you're really going to enjoy this one

[00:01:42] I didn't tell you anything about it

[00:01:43] Wow, okay

[00:01:44] So I got an email from Heidi Levine Gonzalez

[00:01:46] Heidi says, good morning Brandon Scott

[00:01:48] I have been listening for over a year now

[00:01:50] And I will have to admit

[00:01:51] That the news and TV listings are my favorite part of the show

[00:01:54] Ha ha, look at that

[00:01:55] Somebody likes the TV listings

[00:01:56] Ooh, look at us

[00:01:58] She says, this is especially embarrassing

[00:02:00] Since I'm a performing arts teacher

[00:02:01] And I should be interested in the music

[00:02:03] Yeah, well I bring your work home with you

[00:02:05] I get you

[00:02:05] That's right

[00:02:06] She says, I have some detective work for TV Scotty

[00:02:08] Years ago, in 1985

[00:02:10] I was in one episode of a short-lived sitcom

[00:02:13] Called Charlie and Company

[00:02:15] It starred Gladys Knight, Flip Wilson

[00:02:17] And nine-year-old Jaleel White

[00:02:19] Whoa

[00:02:20] That's Urkel, right?

[00:02:21] Yeah

[00:02:21] This show is CBS's answer to the Cosby show

[00:02:24] But it obviously did not have the same success

[00:02:26] The episode I was in was their Christmas episode

[00:02:29] Called Silent Night

[00:02:30] Night with a K

[00:02:31] I was fortunate as a 13-year-old

[00:02:33] To sit at Gladys Knight's feet

[00:02:35] Whoa

[00:02:35] As she sang Silent Night

[00:02:37] It is one of my most treasured memories

[00:02:39] Here's where you come in, TV Scotty

[00:02:41] Where is it playing?

[00:02:43] I can't find it anywhere

[00:02:44] I have a VHS tape from its original airing

[00:02:47] But I no longer have a VCR

[00:02:48] Can you please help?

[00:02:50] I would love to be able to share it with my kids now

[00:02:52] So, TV Scotty is a resourceful guy

[00:02:55] But this still hit the limits of his ability

[00:02:58] So we forwarded the email to Joe Fulton

[00:03:00] Wow, this is some hard-hitting

[00:03:03] I feel like we should put some true crime music behind it

[00:03:06] We're telling you

[00:03:07] This is a true crime podcast today

[00:03:09] Aside, but the crime is

[00:03:10] Where's the video?

[00:03:11] I'll find some true crime when I edit this

[00:03:13] So Joe Fulton replies

[00:03:15] Hi Heidi, I remember watching Charlie and Company when it was on

[00:03:19] It only lasted about a year

[00:03:20] The episode you are in is on YouTube

[00:03:23] The quality is not great, but it's watchable

[00:03:25] I took a screenshot and assumed this was a scene you referred to in your email

[00:03:29] Which one is you?

[00:03:32] So then reply from Heidi

[00:03:33] Joe, I can't thank you enough

[00:03:35] I swear I looked for it on YouTube several times over the years

[00:03:38] I'm in the lovely mustard yellow outfit

[00:03:41] Fun fact, we were drinking real eggnog on the floor there

[00:03:45] And it was the same cup the whole time

[00:03:47] I swear it started curdling under the lights

[00:03:49] To this day, I cannot drink eggnog

[00:03:53] Thank you again

[00:03:54] I really, really appreciate it

[00:03:56] And then a quick reply from Joe who said

[00:03:57] Thank you, do you still have the script?

[00:03:59] I would love to see a photo of it

[00:04:01] We haven't heard back from Heidi on that yet

[00:04:03] But what a fun story, Bran

[00:04:04] Wow

[00:04:05] How about a back and forth there

[00:04:07] And how about Joe Fulton

[00:04:08] Coming in clutch per usual

[00:04:10] This is amazing

[00:04:12] And I think I gotta watch this

[00:04:14] This reminds me, Scotty

[00:04:16] That I used to work with a woman

[00:04:20] Who worked on the Oprah Winfrey show

[00:04:24] Back in the day before Oprah blew up

[00:04:26] Like 84, 83, yeah

[00:04:28] I think she was in Chicago

[00:04:29] It was like a local

[00:04:30] Yeah, yeah, yes

[00:04:31] Okay

[00:04:31] And she, it was 1985

[00:04:35] And she told us one day

[00:04:37] That there was a

[00:04:38] She performed

[00:04:40] She sang

[00:04:41] That she had an

[00:04:42] Oprah had an episode

[00:04:43] Where it was like a staff talent show

[00:04:44] And she sang

[00:04:45] A Christmas song

[00:04:47] And we found it

[00:04:49] We found the video

[00:04:51] We sent it to her

[00:04:51] And so this reminds me of that

[00:04:53] Those random things

[00:04:54] That someone tells you

[00:04:56] You never

[00:04:56] You can find anything on the internet

[00:04:57] It feels like

[00:04:58] And so it's always fun

[00:04:59] To dig up those things

[00:05:00] This is a very fun story

[00:05:01] Thank you for sharing

[00:05:02] Joe is definitely the MVP right now

[00:05:04] We should definitely have Joe

[00:05:06] On a party episode next year

[00:05:08] We should invite him

[00:05:09] I think we have to

[00:05:10] Yeah, I think we have to

[00:05:11] I think we have to

[00:05:12] So thanks Joe

[00:05:13] Thanks Heidi

[00:05:13] You got a joke for us, Scotty?

[00:05:15] I do

[00:05:15] Do you remember

[00:05:17] Your favorite Christmas joke of all

[00:05:19] What do snowmen eat?

[00:05:21] And it was icebergers

[00:05:22] I remember it

[00:05:23] Okay

[00:05:23] I got a follow-up joke on this one

[00:05:25] Are you ready?

[00:05:26] Oh, this isn't it in the same family?

[00:05:28] The same family, yeah

[00:05:28] Okay, great

[00:05:29] Yeah, I can't wait

[00:05:29] What do snowmen like on their burgers?

[00:05:33] Oh, I don't know

[00:05:35] Tell me

[00:05:36] Chili sauce

[00:05:37] There you go

[00:05:37] There we go

[00:05:40] Let us never do a snowman eating joke again

[00:05:42] Except for Frosted Flakes

[00:05:43] Which is a good breakfast one

[00:05:44] I like that

[00:05:45] We're building out a full meal here

[00:05:48] Of what they have on their table

[00:05:50] I like this

[00:05:51] This is very nice

[00:05:51] It's a story joke

[00:05:53] And we tell it over the course of many weeks

[00:05:56] It's many layers like an onion

[00:05:57] That's right

[00:05:58] That's right

[00:05:58] I got the countdown

[00:06:00] You want to do it?

[00:06:00] Let's do it

[00:06:01] It's a big one

[00:06:07] Sweetie Nimos

[00:06:11] We're in the 20s

[00:06:13] We're in the 20s

[00:06:14] We're in the 20s

[00:06:16] How did this happen?

[00:06:17] We were in the 120s

[00:06:18] It feels like we were just there

[00:06:20] It's crazy

[00:06:21] It's honestly insane, Scotty

[00:06:22] It's insane

[00:06:23] It feels like just yesterday

[00:06:24] We were in Christmas in July

[00:06:26] And we were like

[00:06:26] We got all the time in the world

[00:06:28] And here we are now

[00:06:28] Yeah

[00:06:29] And, you know

[00:06:30] I was thinking about it this morning

[00:06:31] When I was eating breakfast

[00:06:32] Yeah, it feels like

[00:06:33] Oh, Christmas is coming

[00:06:34] And then it's going to be over

[00:06:35] But the thing is

[00:06:36] We never stop celebrating

[00:06:38] What we're really celebrating now

[00:06:39] Is that all the stuff

[00:06:40] Is out in the stores

[00:06:41] And on the TV

[00:06:42] But it's okay

[00:06:43] It's going to be alright

[00:06:45] And sometimes

[00:06:46] It's even more fun

[00:06:48] To find Christmas in the wild

[00:06:49] When you're not supposed to

[00:06:51] Yeah

[00:06:51] You eat breakfast before you come here

[00:06:53] Yeah, I do, yeah

[00:06:54] I don't eat at the North Pole

[00:06:56] It's 5am

[00:06:58] Yeah, but that

[00:06:59] I don't think those elves

[00:07:00] Wash their hands

[00:07:01] I'm not

[00:07:01] I'm not cool with that

[00:07:02] I ate one time

[00:07:04] Before hopping on the sleigh

[00:07:05] To come up here

[00:07:05] And it was not a good decision

[00:07:07] Yeah, but I'm diabetic

[00:07:08] You know, I gotta keep the blood sugar

[00:07:09] Fair, fair, fair

[00:07:11] So, even if I get a little queasy

[00:07:12] On the sleigh

[00:07:12] It's okay

[00:07:13] Fair

[00:07:13] I do it for you, buddy

[00:07:14] Oh, thank you

[00:07:15] Let's do the news

[00:07:21] Today is November 26

[00:07:24] Here's the news

[00:07:26] Is he gone?

[00:07:27] I think he's gone

[00:07:28] Yeah

[00:07:28] We don't want to repeat it yesterday

[00:07:30] Scotty, we've talked a little bit about

[00:07:33] Remember we had a little bit of like a bread put

[00:07:35] What was that?

[00:07:36] We had a fiasco

[00:07:37] The bread pudding

[00:07:38] It wasn't bread pudding

[00:07:39] It was Christmas pudding

[00:07:40] Christmas pudding

[00:07:41] That's exactly right

[00:07:42] And then Adam from Merry Britsmas

[00:07:44] Wrote in and said

[00:07:45] Don't eat it cold

[00:07:46] And then I looked at the package

[00:07:47] And it said to warm it up

[00:07:48] Yes, I remember all of this

[00:07:50] Yeah

[00:07:50] And we'll have to

[00:07:52] Hey, Brian

[00:07:53] I forgot to tell you this

[00:07:53] We were supposed to warm up

[00:07:55] The Christmas pudding

[00:07:56] Come on

[00:07:56] Yeah

[00:07:57] Yep

[00:07:58] He's

[00:07:58] He's still recovering

[00:07:59] He's still recovering and stuff

[00:08:01] Yeah, I talked to Adam about it

[00:08:03] And said, oh, is that why it tasted like

[00:08:04] It was filtered to the backside of a donkey

[00:08:06] And he said, you gotta heat it up

[00:08:07] You gotta heat it up

[00:08:08] Yeah

[00:08:09] Could steam it

[00:08:09] I remember that

[00:08:10] Anyway

[00:08:11] It's a lot of work

[00:08:12] I stumbled upon this article

[00:08:14] From The Independent

[00:08:15] Which is a newspaper

[00:08:18] Over in the UK

[00:08:19] Is it independent?

[00:08:20] It's independent

[00:08:21] Nobody has any control over it

[00:08:23] I honestly don't even know how it operates

[00:08:25] There is a new survey out

[00:08:29] Over in the UK

[00:08:30] Where a majority of adults

[00:08:32] Who celebrate Christmas

[00:08:33] No longer believe

[00:08:35] That having Christmas pudding

[00:08:36] On their table

[00:08:37] Is important

[00:08:38] Oh, I'm not even British

[00:08:40] And I know how important this is

[00:08:42] Six in ten

[00:08:43] Fifty-nine percent

[00:08:44] Said that a traditional festive staple

[00:08:47] Is not important

[00:08:48] And is not an important part

[00:08:50] Of their Christmas day

[00:08:51] According to research

[00:08:51] Commissioned by the Royal Mint

[00:08:53] The Royal Mint

[00:08:55] Despite this

[00:08:56] More than nine in ten

[00:08:58] People who celebrate Christmas

[00:09:00] Still place importance

[00:09:01] On having Christmas dinner

[00:09:02] But they don't necessarily need

[00:09:05] The pudding

[00:09:06] Ah

[00:09:06] I don't know what to tell you

[00:09:08] Well, okay

[00:09:09] I know three British people

[00:09:10] I know Jill Carter

[00:09:11] I know Adam from Merry Breadsmas

[00:09:13] And I know Jack Ford

[00:09:14] From the Total Christmas Podcast

[00:09:15] All three of them

[00:09:17] I've been involved with

[00:09:18] Christmas pudding

[00:09:19] With them in some way

[00:09:20] Jill sent us one

[00:09:20] Jack sent me one

[00:09:21] And Adam told me he heated up

[00:09:23] So with my sample size of three

[00:09:25] We have an importance of 100%

[00:09:27] So I don't know about this

[00:09:29] This would be my question

[00:09:30] For the people

[00:09:31] This is like a

[00:09:32] A news story

[00:09:33] That also turns into a

[00:09:35] Let's get some feedback here

[00:09:36] Do you have the people

[00:09:38] Over across the pond

[00:09:39] Have they noticed

[00:09:40] A decrease

[00:09:41] In Christmas pudding popularity

[00:09:44] Or is this purely

[00:09:45] Some sort

[00:09:46] You know

[00:09:46] If there's one thing

[00:09:47] We've learned here in America

[00:09:49] Is that polls aren't always

[00:09:50] 100% correct

[00:09:50] And so

[00:09:51] Is this poll

[00:09:53] Faulty

[00:09:54] Is this a faulty poll

[00:09:56] About the decline

[00:09:57] In Christmas pudding popularity

[00:09:59] I would like to hear

[00:10:00] From the people

[00:10:01] The people

[00:10:02] On the

[00:10:02] On the boots

[00:10:03] On the ground

[00:10:04] Over there

[00:10:04] What are they seeing

[00:10:06] What are they hearing

[00:10:06] What are they smelling

[00:10:07] Yep

[00:10:07] So please write in

[00:10:09] Christmasmorningpodcast

[00:10:09] At gmail.com

[00:10:10] If you're in the UK

[00:10:11] Give us a yay or nay

[00:10:13] On the Christmas pudding

[00:10:14] There you go

[00:10:15] And we're also at this point

[00:10:16] Of the

[00:10:17] The holiday season

[00:10:18] Where these are some

[00:10:19] Of the news stories we get

[00:10:20] When you're daily

[00:10:21] Sometimes you gotta

[00:10:21] Make a story out of

[00:10:23] Hey we gotta

[00:10:23] I like this one

[00:10:24] I really like this one

[00:10:25] We gotta poll

[00:10:25] I want to know

[00:10:26] News Scotty is nothing

[00:10:27] If not inquisitive

[00:10:28] So I wanna know

[00:10:29] That's right

[00:10:30] So please let us know

[00:10:31] We're gonna take a quick break

[00:10:33] We're gonna come back

[00:10:33] We're gonna get to the TV listings

[00:10:35] For the day

[00:10:35] And we're also going to battle

[00:10:36] An original Christmas song

[00:10:38] It's gonna be a lot of fun

[00:10:38] So come on back

[00:10:40] After this

[00:10:40] Here on

[00:10:41] Christmas morning

[00:10:46] Hello everybody

[00:10:47] Welcome back

[00:10:48] I don't know

[00:10:49] I don't know

[00:10:50] I don't know what happened

[00:10:51] Hey we're daily

[00:10:52] I know

[00:10:53] Things happen

[00:10:54] Let's do this

[00:10:55] Let's bring in TV Scotty

[00:10:56] I know that there's a lot of TV

[00:10:57] To look forward to this week

[00:10:59] And so TV Scotty

[00:11:00] Let us know what we can expect

[00:11:01] Today and tomorrow

[00:11:02] When it comes to the TV listings

[00:11:03] Here are your Christmas TV specials

[00:11:06] For the next two days

[00:11:07] Courtesy of MostlyChristmas.com

[00:11:08] Tuesday 10am on Hallmark

[00:11:10] Trivia at St. Nick's

[00:11:12] 2pm on Ovation

[00:11:13] Midsummer Murders

[00:11:14] Ghosts of Christmas Past

[00:11:15] 8pm on Hallmark

[00:11:17] Jingle Bell Run

[00:11:18] 10pm on BET

[00:11:19] Favorite Sun Christmas

[00:11:20] And 11pm on Paramount

[00:11:22] Scrooged

[00:11:23] Wednesday 4am on Hallmark

[00:11:25] A Very Vermont Christmas

[00:11:26] 10am on Hallmark

[00:11:27] Scouting for Christmas

[00:11:28] 10am on Hallmark Mysteries

[00:11:30] A Reason for the Season

[00:11:32] 1130am on FX

[00:11:33] Christmas with the Cranks

[00:11:34] 6pm on Hallmark Mysteries

[00:11:36] 5 Gold Rings

[00:11:37] 8pm on Hallmark Mysteries

[00:11:38] Christmas Under the Lights

[00:11:39] 8.30pm on VH1

[00:11:41] Deck the Halls

[00:11:42] 10pm on Hallmark

[00:11:43] Christmas with the Sings

[00:11:44] 10.01pm on Hallmark Mysteries

[00:11:46] A Novel Noel

[00:11:47] And 10.30pm on VH1

[00:11:49] Surviving Christmas

[00:11:50] And those are your

[00:11:51] Christmas TV specials

[00:11:52] for the next two days

[00:11:53] Courtesy of MostlyChristmas.com

[00:11:55] Thank you TV Scotty

[00:11:57] That was wonderful

[00:11:57] You're a beautiful man

[00:11:58] It's time for the

[00:12:00] original Christmas music battle

[00:12:01] Scotty you come back

[00:12:02] I'm back in here

[00:12:03] You're a beautiful man too

[00:12:04] Oh thank you

[00:12:04] I appreciate that

[00:12:05] I saw you look a little sad

[00:12:07] when I said that

[00:12:08] but you're also

[00:12:09] equally if not more

[00:12:11] than TV Scotty

[00:12:11] Yeah I'm dressed like

[00:12:13] I slept in these clothes

[00:12:14] TV Scotty's wearing

[00:12:15] a full suit

[00:12:16] Yeah so you get it

[00:12:17] Yeah I get it

[00:12:18] Do I want to put that

[00:12:19] effort in?

[00:12:19] No

[00:12:19] No

[00:12:20] It's time for the

[00:12:21] Christmas music battle

[00:12:22] Today is Tuesday

[00:12:22] which means it's

[00:12:23] original Christmas music day

[00:12:24] We've got two

[00:12:25] original Christmas

[00:12:27] songs

[00:12:28] Up first Scotty we have

[00:12:30] Tex-mex-mas

[00:12:33] Tex-mex-mas

[00:12:35] by Track Dogs

[00:13:36] That reminds me of

[00:13:38] Bare Naked Ladies a little bit

[00:13:39] Scotty

[00:13:40] It does remind me a little

[00:13:41] bit of that

[00:13:42] I did not know what to

[00:13:43] expect with a band named

[00:13:44] like Track Dogs

[00:13:45] We had one by a band

[00:13:47] Olat Dogs in the past

[00:13:48] and that was just

[00:13:49] dogs barking

[00:13:50] and I thought that's what

[00:13:51] we were getting into

[00:13:52] but I liked that

[00:13:53] that was fun

[00:13:54] Also I don't

[00:13:55] for people

[00:13:55] it's Tex

[00:13:57] and then it's

[00:13:57] Emmy

[00:13:58] and then a capital X

[00:14:00] I love a little wordplay

[00:14:02] like that

[00:14:02] Tex-mex-mas

[00:14:03] Very nice

[00:14:04] Happy Tex-mex

[00:14:04] Happy X-mas

[00:14:05] Up next we have

[00:14:07] Christmas Strut

[00:14:08] by Hot and Sassy

[00:14:10] I'm gonna say it loud and clear

[00:14:16] about the story

[00:14:16] of Christmas Eve

[00:14:18] that will shock the groupies

[00:14:19] across the nation

[00:14:20] make them think twice

[00:14:21] about the limitations

[00:14:22] we're gonna reach a peak

[00:14:23] so you can see

[00:14:24] we're the finest female band

[00:14:26] in history

[00:14:26] we're gonna rap you here

[00:14:28] rap you there

[00:14:29] rap you clean

[00:14:30] out of this hemisphere

[00:14:31] we're six young ladies

[00:14:32] as proud as we can be

[00:14:33] we go by the name

[00:14:35] of Hot and Sassy

[00:14:35] so remember the hot

[00:14:37] we shoot the best shots

[00:14:38] and sassy makes us classy

[00:14:39] believe it or not

[00:14:40] we'll put sugar on the hill

[00:14:41] because we're dressed to kill

[00:14:42] sequins in our pockets

[00:14:43] that never stop

[00:14:44] a rock into the ging

[00:14:45] jing jingles

[00:14:46] of old St. Knuckles

[00:14:47] to the little bitty stumbles

[00:14:48] of Mr. Classy Spookles

[00:14:49] so remember

[00:14:49] the baddest rapping lady

[00:14:52] since Master G

[00:14:53] I said C-O-double-N

[00:14:57] rap with me

[00:15:10] That had that very early 80s

[00:15:13] hip hop vibe to it

[00:15:15] So I'm interested

[00:15:16] in what this is

[00:15:17] I clicked on the band camp

[00:15:19] and I always like to see

[00:15:20] what's going on here

[00:15:21] this song apparently

[00:15:23] was from back in the 80s

[00:15:25] this is on Tramp Records

[00:15:28] Tramp Records

[00:15:29] is one of Germany's

[00:15:30] tiniest

[00:15:31] but funkiest

[00:15:32] record labels

[00:15:33] how about that?

[00:15:34] I did like the funk

[00:15:35] I liked that

[00:15:36] that slap bass

[00:15:38] that I was hearing in

[00:15:39] I just liked it

[00:15:41] in that weird

[00:15:41] nostalgic way

[00:15:42] Hot and sassy

[00:15:43] Hot and sassy

[00:15:45] well no

[00:15:45] ampersand sassy

[00:15:46] not nn

[00:15:47] I like that

[00:15:48] apparently maybe

[00:15:48] Hot and sassy

[00:15:50] made up of

[00:15:50] Connie Harrison

[00:15:51] and Dottie Mitchell

[00:15:52] so shout out to them

[00:15:53] for the

[00:15:54] Christmas struts

[00:15:56] that's right

[00:15:57] two very fun

[00:15:58] original songs

[00:15:59] I love original

[00:16:01] Chris

[00:16:01] you never know

[00:16:03] what you're gonna get

[00:16:03] on Tuesdays

[00:16:04] and today we got ourselves

[00:16:05] quite a fun battle

[00:16:06] you can vote right now

[00:16:07] link is in

[00:16:08] the description

[00:16:10] and you can vote

[00:16:11] now through

[00:16:12] New Year's Eve

[00:16:14] as you're watching

[00:16:14] Anderson Cooper

[00:16:15] and what's his name

[00:16:17] get drunk

[00:16:18] as it gets closer

[00:16:18] to midnight

[00:16:19] I hate that

[00:16:20] I hate that so much

[00:16:21] oh I love it

[00:16:22] I love it

[00:16:23] I can't stand

[00:16:24] Andy Cohen

[00:16:25] and I don't like

[00:16:25] watching people

[00:16:26] get drunk on TV

[00:16:27] I think it's

[00:16:28] very low class

[00:16:29] I don't like it

[00:16:29] low class

[00:16:31] low class

[00:16:31] he gets the

[00:16:32] low class stamp

[00:16:33] from Scotty

[00:16:33] he gets the stamp

[00:16:34] of approval for brand

[00:16:35] okay

[00:16:36] and that's why

[00:16:37] we're such a great team

[00:16:38] yeah

[00:16:39] you and I

[00:16:39] I would never get drunk

[00:16:40] on doing this show

[00:16:41] no but we could

[00:16:42] pot a parade

[00:16:43] and have a beer

[00:16:44] yeah

[00:16:44] or two

[00:16:46] we are going to be

[00:16:47] back tomorrow

[00:16:47] it is gonna be

[00:16:48] Wednesday

[00:16:49] it's gonna be

[00:16:49] the day before

[00:16:50] Thanksgiving

[00:16:50] things are really

[00:16:51] heating up

[00:16:52] just like your

[00:16:52] turkey's gonna be

[00:16:53] so come on back

[00:16:55] tomorrow

[00:16:55] share

[00:16:56] share the show

[00:16:57] with a friend

[00:16:57] if you haven't

[00:16:58] already

[00:16:58] we would love

[00:16:59] for people to

[00:16:59] this is kind

[00:17:00] of the time

[00:17:01] where

[00:17:01] even the people

[00:17:02] that are

[00:17:04] holdouts

[00:17:04] begin to

[00:17:05] get on board

[00:17:06] with Christmas

[00:17:06] so send it

[00:17:08] to your friends

[00:17:08] let them know

[00:17:09] about Christmas

[00:17:10] morning

[00:17:10] we're gonna be

[00:17:10] back tomorrow

[00:17:11] until then

[00:17:11] Merry Christmas

[00:17:22] you're about to hear

[00:17:23] some ads that

[00:17:23] help pay for our

[00:17:24] trip back and forth

[00:17:25] to the North Pole

[00:17:26] feel free to listen

[00:17:27] feel free to bail

[00:17:28] now

[00:17:28] but either way

[00:17:29] thanks for being here

[00:17:30] ho ho ho

[00:17:32] Whoa.