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[00:00:02] This is a Bramble Jam Podcast
[00:00:05] Live from the North Pole, it's time for Christmas Morning
[00:00:17] The Daily Show where every day is Christmas
[00:00:22] Here are your hosts, Brand and Scott
[00:00:28] Well wow wow wow hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Christmas Morning
[00:00:37] It's your good friend Brandon I am back with my good friend Scottie Scottie
[00:00:42] Merry Christmas
[00:00:43] Merry Christmas Brandon I'm gonna go by Tired Scottie today
[00:00:48] Tired Scottie, why are you tired Scottie?
[00:00:52] Well we had an incredible weekend together which sounds salacious but it wasn't
[00:00:56] We had Bramble Fest and it was amazing
[00:00:59] I mean we're not saying it wasn't salacious
[00:01:02] Well there were salacious details but I was not involved in those
[00:01:06] Oh no of course not you, not salacious Scottie
[00:01:09] The judge said I can't do that anymore
[00:01:12] I had so much fun doing our live episode with you that we're gonna hear later this week
[00:01:17] Yeah I think tomorrow in fact it's right here
[00:01:21] Right in front of us
[00:01:22] Oh it is you're right
[00:01:23] Can't believe it I can't believe we're already to the
[00:01:25] The month has gotten away from me
[00:01:27] It's gotten away from me too
[00:01:29] So much so in fact that I was driving on the road this morning
[00:01:32] And I was like where are we supposed to go daily in July or something like that
[00:01:37] We stopped doing that two years ago when we started doing the party episodes instead
[00:01:41] Are you sure brother?
[00:01:42] Yes I'm sure everybody can stop trying to talk me into early daily episodes
[00:01:48] I love this show but I don't want to do that
[00:01:50] Are you 100% sure we didn't do it last year?
[00:01:53] Yes I'm 100% sure
[00:01:54] Alright okay alright I'll go with what you say
[00:01:57] Don't send me the emails I didn't do anything
[00:02:00] I don't know I'm sure of this
[00:02:02] Why don't we get into the mail bag before I get talked into something I don't want to do
[00:02:05] Let's do it
[00:02:06] Letters, we get letters
[00:02:08] We get stacks and stacks of letters
[00:02:12] I've got a couple today
[00:02:14] The first one is from Jennifer Clemmer who says
[00:02:16] Merry Christmas in July
[00:02:18] I wanted to send a picture of my tree that I've put up for the month of July
[00:02:22] Look at that Brent, Jennifer doing it right
[00:02:24] Look at that it's so patriotic this tree
[00:02:28] I decided this year to decorate it with some of my beach and mountain vacation ornaments
[00:02:32] as well as some of my bird ornaments
[00:02:34] Note the Santa and a hammock towards the bottom
[00:02:36] A perfect Christmas in July ornament
[00:02:38] And I've added a little patriotic touch with the garland and the tree topper
[00:02:42] I also get out my Christmas placemats and napkins and dishes to use
[00:02:46] And I have sprinkled a little Christmas throughout the rest of the house with various knickknacks
[00:02:50] My 15 year old son said
[00:02:52] And this is why I can't have friends over
[00:02:54] But I secretly know he loves a little Christmas showing up in the summer
[00:02:58] Thanks for the weekly dose of Christmas and the monthly parties
[00:03:02] And she included a photo of this great Christmas in July tree
[00:03:06] I'm gonna post that on Instagram
[00:03:08] It's very nice and I gotta say if we stop doing everything that would quote unquote
[00:03:12] Stop our teenage kids from their friends coming over
[00:03:15] We wouldn't be able to do anything
[00:03:17] So you do what you want to do
[00:03:19] And they'll figure it out
[00:03:21] Teenagers are just mad in general, you know?
[00:03:23] Yeah, I don't have a teenager yet
[00:03:25] But this is great idea for keeping the noise level down in my house
[00:03:28] So thank you, Jeff, I appreciate it
[00:03:30] Yeah, little do you know that that's exactly what Scott wants
[00:03:33] Yeah, exactly
[00:03:35] Email from Joe Fulton
[00:03:37] I just finished listening to the July 17th episode of Christmas Morning
[00:03:40] I agree with Chad
[00:03:42] How can we as an audience let Christmas biscuits lose the Christmas music battle?
[00:03:48] I'm so disappointed the listeners let this amazing song lose
[00:03:52] Maybe they didn't see the official music video
[00:03:55] I encourage everybody to submit this song for next month's original music battle
[00:03:59] Gotta stop you there, Joe, not allowed
[00:04:01] If we actually battle it, it cannot be used again
[00:04:04] That's right, you can't just keep doing it until it wins
[00:04:08] If you submit it and I don't choose that one
[00:04:10] You are welcome to submit it again
[00:04:12] And also, and I'm not just saying this because I won the original Christmas music battle
[00:04:15] But if you need a music video in order to get the song across the finish line
[00:04:21] It might not be the best song
[00:04:23] It might be the best music video, but this is an audio format
[00:04:28] So we've just got to go with what we can hear
[00:04:31] Right, I've got an email from Jill Garcia who says
[00:04:33] Hello, Brandon Scott
[00:04:35] I was so excited to see my first signs of Christmas at Albuquerque's Costco on July 20th
[00:04:40] Whoa, Costco
[00:04:42] They had a few fiber optic Christmas decorations and holiday wrapping paper on the shelves
[00:04:47] I wasn't the only one who was excited
[00:04:49] A little boy in his parent's shopping cart burst out in a loud voice singing jingle bells
[00:04:54] When he saw the wrapping paper and bows on display
[00:04:57] Cutest little boy ever, I had to join in
[00:04:59] His excitement was in his outside voice
[00:05:02] I love that, Brandon
[00:05:04] I love the enthusiasm
[00:05:05] I was in my local Costco
[00:05:07] They didn't have quite this much, but there was ribbon
[00:05:10] Ribbon's an easy early Christmas sign to start seeing
[00:05:14] That's right
[00:05:15] I gotta get out to the Costco and see what's going on there
[00:05:18] I feel like it came early last year too
[00:05:22] So hopefully this is a sign of good things to come
[00:05:25] Yeah, they're one of the early stores that's not Hobby Lobby
[00:05:28] Where it's good to see it
[00:05:29] I mean, what a day, right?
[00:05:30] You get a hot dog, you get a slice of pizza
[00:05:33] I think it's some Christmas
[00:05:35] Man, isn't that the dream?
[00:05:36] Man, I'm going right now
[00:05:38] Man, I just got so...
[00:05:39] That's the American dream right there
[00:05:41] Everybody's like, oh yeah, do whatever you want to, that's the American dream
[00:05:44] Yeah, the dream is hot dog, pizza, Christmas
[00:05:47] That's the American dream
[00:05:48] Jill finishes the email saying
[00:05:50] I meant to write last month after my husband and I took a fun trip
[00:05:53] To Denver and Boulder
[00:05:54] Well, thanks for visiting me, Jill
[00:05:56] I don't know if Scott knows about the Celestial Seasonings Tea Factory tour
[00:06:00] But we got a blast of Christmasy cheer in Boulder
[00:06:02] If you take the tour, one of the stops is in the Peppermint room
[00:06:05] Where Celestial Seasonings stores all of the fresh mint
[00:06:08] For their candy cane-lain tea
[00:06:10] Among other blends that use mint
[00:06:12] Some minty, fresh blast of peppermint
[00:06:14] When they rolled up the enormous warehouse door
[00:06:16] After the tour, we stocked up on holiday mugs
[00:06:19] And our Christmas tea blends we love
[00:06:21] Candy cane-lain and gingerbread tea
[00:06:23] But sadly, sugarplum has been discontinued
[00:06:25] The tour guide did recommend making your own sugarplum blend
[00:06:28] With Bengal spice and blueberry, which I will try
[00:06:31] This is a really fun thing to do in Boulder
[00:06:33] And the collection of artistic teapots from around the world
[00:06:35] An original art that is featured on the box labels
[00:06:38] Is in the area where you sample teas
[00:06:40] And the tour leader, along with a giant teddy bear
[00:06:42] Who's on the sleepy time box, I love that bear
[00:06:44] I'm enjoying Christmas in July so much with my Christmas mugs
[00:06:48] A Christmas movie or TV show episode every day
[00:06:51] Christmas music, and it's just what I needed in this hot, hot summer
[00:06:54] Thank you so much for bringing the holiday spirit to listeners
[00:06:56] On Christmas morning, and it's a adjacent podcast
[00:06:58] And I've got to say, the Christmas Dis Episode with Scott was hilarious
[00:07:03] Thank you for bringing us the weekly podcast
[00:07:05] The monthly parties and the podcast within the DTH family
[00:07:08] And I appreciate the kind words. I've never heard of this tour brand
[00:07:11] But I asked my wife about it and she said, oh yeah, I know about that
[00:07:14] And I said, why am I finding out about this now?
[00:07:17] I think it has something to do with the fact that your wife
[00:07:20] Knows you enough to know that in order to get you to leave the house
[00:07:23] It has to be more than a tea tour
[00:07:26] Well, I don't know, I think I was sold when we first
[00:07:29] See the giant teddy bear, and I think what she's afraid of
[00:07:32] Is I'm going to find a way to purchase the giant teddy bear
[00:07:35] And she doesn't want that. That's what I'm assuming
[00:07:38] Yeah, I'm not a big tour fan, nor am I a big tea fan
[00:07:42] So I think I would probably be out on this
[00:07:45] But I am thrilled that it exists
[00:07:48] And if you do go, Scotty, please take a picture of the giant bear
[00:07:50] Because that doesn't treat me
[00:07:52] Okay, well thanks for all the emails everybody
[00:07:54] Brian, how are we doing in our reviews?
[00:07:57] Well, I have one to read but it's a leftover
[00:08:00] Because we're stuck at 253, Scotty
[00:08:04] You know what that means
[00:08:05] What does it mean?
[00:08:06] It means this
[00:08:13] This is boring
[00:08:15] Oh, this is what you get when you don't review
[00:08:17] Can you believe that Scotty?
[00:08:19] People just not reviewing
[00:08:21] And yet if you don't like that clock
[00:08:23] You had it coming
[00:08:25] It's going to get longer next week if we don't get a review
[00:08:27] That's more where that came from
[00:08:29] More where that came from
[00:08:30] But I do have a review from WendySBW
[00:08:33] That says love this podcast
[00:08:36] Thank you for bringing the excitement of Christmas
[00:08:38] Every week throughout the year
[00:08:41] A very short but a very sweet review from Wendy
[00:08:44] They don't have to be long
[00:08:45] No
[00:08:46] We're not judging based on length here
[00:08:48] Thank you, Wendy, I appreciate that
[00:08:49] It's fantastic
[00:08:50] Thank you so much
[00:08:51] Scotty, you got a joke for us
[00:08:53] I do have a joke
[00:08:54] Are you ready for it?
[00:08:55] I'm ready, I guess
[00:08:56] Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?
[00:08:59] Reindeer milk?
[00:09:00] Oh gosh
[00:09:02] Reindeer
[00:09:03] They have antlers
[00:09:04] Oh, don't overthink this
[00:09:05] Because he ain't slur into it
[00:09:08] No, he's on a deer-free diet
[00:09:11] Waka waka
[00:09:13] That's a good one
[00:09:15] Yeah
[00:09:16] I like that, Scotty
[00:09:17] That was on the 1038 Jokes site
[00:09:21] Which we'll be on for a while
[00:09:22] That's good, I like that a lot
[00:09:24] Let's do the countdown
[00:09:30] 154 days until Christmas
[00:09:35] 154, Scotty
[00:09:38] 22 weeks
[00:09:39] Now I don't want to spoil anything
[00:09:41] But if anybody is sitting there doing the quick math
[00:09:44] You will know that next week is a monumental week
[00:09:47] Oh, because we're going to be under 150
[00:09:49] That's exactly right, Scotty
[00:09:51] That's a big week
[00:09:52] It is a big week
[00:09:53] That feels really big to me
[00:09:55] I don't know if it's just me
[00:09:56] But I'm very excited about that
[00:09:58] And how...
[00:09:59] Do I dare even ask how far we are from
[00:10:02] Or I guess I should say how close we are to October 1st
[00:10:05] 69 days
[00:10:07] Whoa!
[00:10:08] Whoa, whoa, whoa
[00:10:09] And it's nine weeks
[00:10:10] Now here's the thing that I've really been enjoying lately
[00:10:13] On Instagram brand
[00:10:14] Yeah
[00:10:15] You know the joke about Americans will use anything
[00:10:18] Except the metric system
[00:10:19] So it's like a hole in the highway opened up
[00:10:21] And it's nine cows wide
[00:10:23] People have been posting things about
[00:10:25] Like how many Sunday mornings it is
[00:10:28] Until fall or until whatever
[00:10:31] So nine weeks
[00:10:33] That seems so close when I see that
[00:10:35] And it really is getting me through these
[00:10:38] I don't know if it's the dog days of summer
[00:10:40] I know that has something to do with astronomy
[00:10:41] I can't remember
[00:10:42] But we're getting there
[00:10:44] Slowly but surely one foot in front of the other
[00:10:46] We're getting through the summer
[00:10:47] We're heading toward fall
[00:10:49] And fall is really my favorite
[00:10:51] Because we have all the holidays
[00:10:53] Christmas is the giant awesome end piece to that
[00:10:56] But I'm happy starting with just seeing leaf decorations at Michael's
[00:11:00] It's all good to me
[00:11:01] 100%
[00:11:02] It's all, it's the little things
[00:11:04] It just kind of give you that little boost
[00:11:06] Throughout the week
[00:11:07] That's all we ask for
[00:11:08] I don't need much
[00:11:09] I really don't
[00:11:10] I do need some news though
[00:11:11] Me too
[00:11:17] Today is July 24th
[00:11:20] 2024
[00:11:21] Here's the news
[00:11:24] Scotty it's always a big
[00:11:26] A big day, a big time of the year
[00:11:28] When
[00:11:29] Manheim steamroller puts out their Christmas
[00:11:32] Tour schedule
[00:11:34] And it happened this week
[00:11:36] Scotty, Manheim steamroller
[00:11:38] If you can believe it or not
[00:11:39] They are going out on tour this Christmas
[00:11:42] I know, shocking
[00:11:44] I know
[00:11:45] But what I was surprised to find out
[00:11:47] Scotty maybe I shouldn't be surprised
[00:11:49] But they have two tours
[00:11:51] Going on simultaneously
[00:11:54] They have the green tour
[00:11:56] And they have the red tour
[00:11:57] So it's two
[00:11:58] Whoa
[00:11:59] Separate bands
[00:12:00] And they are playing
[00:12:03] You know
[00:12:04] Two shows a night basically
[00:12:06] Just at different parts of the country
[00:12:08] So like November 12th
[00:12:10] They're kicking off the green tour in Florida
[00:12:12] But the red tour is up in South Dakota
[00:12:15] And so on and so forth
[00:12:18] So the red tour is mainly in the west coast
[00:12:20] Green tour is mainly in the east coast
[00:12:22] And I think that that is
[00:12:25] Interesting
[00:12:26] It seems like cheating a little bit
[00:12:28] But I like it
[00:12:30] It sounds pretty cool
[00:12:31] I would like to see Manheim steamroller
[00:12:33] Live sometime
[00:12:35] I don't want to see him in August
[00:12:37] That's not going to do it for me
[00:12:39] I just want the Christmas stuff
[00:12:41] I know they have more than that
[00:12:42] I'll be honest, I'm just not interested
[00:12:44] In that
[00:12:45] I looked at the tour schedule
[00:12:46] And Greenville, South Carolina
[00:12:48] It's on there
[00:12:49] Guess what's not on there
[00:12:50] Anything near Scotty
[00:12:52] No, no, no, that's not true
[00:12:53] Where? What are you saying?
[00:12:54] You didn't look at the red tour
[00:12:56] They're in Denver, December 6th, 7th and 8th
[00:12:59] Wait a minute, which is the good one then?
[00:13:01] I think they're both the exact same
[00:13:03] It's just like, yeah
[00:13:04] But I thought you said it was two different bands
[00:13:06] It's two different bands
[00:13:07] But they're playing the same exact set
[00:13:09] But I want the music
[00:13:11] I want Chip Davis, I think his name is
[00:13:13] Okay, let's see
[00:13:15] I've listened to a live album
[00:13:16] That he introduces people
[00:13:17] That's the only reason I know that
[00:13:19] Which tour is Chip on?
[00:13:21] I'm not a huge Chip Davis stan
[00:13:22] But I like them
[00:13:23] For me
[00:13:24] Yeah, you would think that
[00:13:26] That would matter to people, right?
[00:13:27] Especially the big fans
[00:13:28] Well they're not going to tell you
[00:13:29] You're just going to find out
[00:13:30] With massive disappointment when you get there
[00:13:32] Although you could tell me
[00:13:34] You were Chip Davis
[00:13:35] And I'd have to say okay
[00:13:36] Because I have no idea what he looks like
[00:13:38] Yeah, I have no idea either
[00:13:40] But yeah, Greenville, South Carolina
[00:13:42] They're going to be in Greenville
[00:13:43] On November 27th
[00:13:45] Which is like, right
[00:13:47] That's like prime times
[00:13:48] Right after Thanksgiving
[00:13:50] Oh perfect, yeah
[00:13:51] People are really in the spirit then
[00:13:52] I love it
[00:13:53] They start on November 12th
[00:13:54] For both of their tours
[00:13:55] So they're with you
[00:13:56] Like they don't want to be out there
[00:13:58] In August or whatever
[00:13:59] Okay, let me check something real quick
[00:14:01] With you here, okay?
[00:14:02] Okay
[00:14:03] This band is going out on a concert spree
[00:14:05] What do you call it?
[00:14:06] A tour
[00:14:07] A tour
[00:14:08] Yeah, a tour
[00:14:09] Okay, how do you spell that?
[00:14:10] It's T-O-U-R
[00:14:11] Okay, now what is the bicycle race
[00:14:12] Called?
[00:14:13] The Tour de France
[00:14:14] You said it differently
[00:14:15] I didn't
[00:14:16] You did
[00:14:17] It's the Tour de France
[00:14:18] Yeah, you actually got the U in there
[00:14:19] On the bicycle race
[00:14:20] I'm hearing they're going on tour
[00:14:22] Tour
[00:14:23] It's the Tour de France
[00:14:24] Tour
[00:14:25] I understand how people pronounce it
[00:14:27] I don't say it like that
[00:14:28] I don't think I said it any different
[00:14:30] With the bike race
[00:14:31] I don't know
[00:14:32] Maybe you did
[00:14:33] Playing in slow motion side by side
[00:14:34] Let's see it
[00:14:35] Let's see it
[00:14:36] Pick apart the differences
[00:14:38] Tour schedule
[00:14:41] It's the Tour de France
[00:14:47] Okay, if I was right
[00:14:48] I will do it
[00:14:49] If I was wrong
[00:14:50] I'm gonna blast right by that
[00:14:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:14:52] More than fair
[00:14:53] Let's take a quick break, Scotty
[00:14:54] And we will come back
[00:14:56] We'll get to some TV listings
[00:14:57] The final week for Christmas in July
[00:14:59] I believe
[00:15:00] And then we will get to
[00:15:01] This week's Christmas music battle
[00:15:02] Here on Christmas morning
[00:15:05] Welcome back everybody
[00:15:11] It is great to be back here
[00:15:12] Today
[00:15:13] July 24th
[00:15:16] Which is the Christmas eve of July
[00:15:19] And it's very exciting
[00:15:20] Because Christmas in July is still going on
[00:15:22] There's lots that we can watch
[00:15:23] And TV Scotty is here today
[00:15:25] To fill us in on what is going on
[00:15:27] On the TV listings
[00:15:30] You made a good point here
[00:15:31] About Christmas in July
[00:15:32] Ironically, this is the time of year
[00:15:35] Where there are the most TV listings
[00:15:38] In a single episode
[00:15:39] Because by the time we get to November
[00:15:41] We're doing daily
[00:15:42] So we're only doing one or two days at a time
[00:15:44] This goes on a little too long
[00:15:46] So I've cut some of them down
[00:15:48] I've only gone through Sunday
[00:15:50] We learned some lessons last week
[00:15:51] So the first couple days
[00:15:53] Have a few sitcoms
[00:15:54] And episodic things sprinkled in
[00:15:56] By the time we get to the end
[00:15:57] It's all Hallmarked
[00:15:58] So here are the Christmas TV specials
[00:16:00] For the next couple of days
[00:16:01] Courtesy of mostlychristmas.com
[00:16:03] 9am on Hallmark
[00:16:04] Christmas of the Golden Dragon
[00:16:06] 10am on Movies
[00:16:07] Christmas Carol from 1951
[00:16:09] 10am on Up
[00:16:10] Walker Texas Ranger
[00:16:11] A ranger Christmas
[00:16:12] 1030am on IFC
[00:16:13] Three's Company
[00:16:14] Three's Christmas
[00:16:15] 10am on Hallmark
[00:16:16] Once upon a holiday
[00:16:17] 1155am on Movies
[00:16:18] An American Christmas Carol
[00:16:19] That's the one with Henry Winkler
[00:16:21] 1pm on Hallmark
[00:16:22] Holiday Hearts
[00:16:23] 4pm on Movies
[00:16:24] Mrs. Santa Claus
[00:16:25] 5pm on Hallmark
[00:16:26] Magic and Missalto
[00:16:27] 6pm on Movies
[00:16:28] 12 days of Christmas Eve
[00:16:29] That's a real old one
[00:16:31] 2004
[00:16:32] Wow
[00:16:33] You were in elementary school
[00:16:34] 7pm on Hallmark
[00:16:35] A built-more Christmas
[00:16:36] 7pm on Hallmark Mysteries
[00:16:38] Murder She Baked
[00:16:39] A Plum-Putting Mystery
[00:16:40] 9pm on Hallmark
[00:16:41] An Unexpected Christmas
[00:16:42] And 11pm on Hallmark
[00:16:43] Christmas of the Golden Dragon
[00:16:44] 11pm on Hallmark
[00:16:45] Christmas of the Golden Dragon
[00:16:46] 10am on Hallmark
[00:16:47] 9pm on Hallmark
[00:16:48] Christmas Under Raps
[00:16:49] Thursday
[00:16:50] 140am on Movies
[00:16:52] A Christmas Memory
[00:16:53] 345am on Movies
[00:16:55] The Night They Saved Christmas
[00:16:57] Look at Movies getting in
[00:16:58] On their Christmas in July action here
[00:17:00] I think they're having a little bit
[00:17:01] Of a marathon, Scotty
[00:17:02] Good job Movies
[00:17:03] And a lot of ones that I've never seen
[00:17:05] In a lot of cases never heard of
[00:17:06] 9am on Hallmark
[00:17:07] Christmas on Cherry Lane
[00:17:08] 11am on Hallmark
[00:17:09] The Holiday Sitter
[00:17:10] 1pm on Hallmark
[00:17:11] Jelly Good Christmas
[00:17:12] 5pm on Hallmark
[00:17:13] Take me back for Christmas
[00:17:15] 7pm on Hallmark
[00:17:16] Snow Bride
[00:17:17] 7pm on Comedy Central
[00:17:18] The Office
[00:17:19] Secret Santa
[00:17:20] 9pm on Hallmark
[00:17:21] A Royal Christmas
[00:17:22] And 11pm on Hallmark
[00:17:23] The Christmas Note
[00:17:24] Friday
[00:17:25] 8am on Comedy Central
[00:17:26] Future Rama
[00:17:27] A Tale of Two Santas
[00:17:28] 9am on Hallmark
[00:17:29] Christmas She Wrote
[00:17:30] 11am on Hallmark
[00:17:31] Christmas in Rome
[00:17:32] 1pm on Hallmark
[00:17:33] A Kiss Before Christmas
[00:17:34] 2.30pm on Antenna
[00:17:35] The Facts of Life
[00:17:36] The Christmas Show
[00:17:37] 3pm on Hallmark
[00:17:38] Christmas Wonderland
[00:17:39] 3.30pm on Kechi
[00:17:40] Mama's Family
[00:17:41] Santa Mama
[00:17:42] 5pm on Hallmark
[00:17:43] A Christmas Detour
[00:17:44] 7.30pm on Comedy Central
[00:17:45] Christmas Detour
[00:17:46] 7pm on Hallmark
[00:17:47] Time for me to come home for Christmas
[00:17:49] 9pm on Hallmark
[00:17:50] Time for him to come home for Christmas
[00:17:52] Oh gosh
[00:17:53] And 11pm on Hallmark
[00:17:54] Long Lost Christmas
[00:17:55] Okay, all the rest of you are on Hallmark Channel
[00:17:57] 6am a Royal Queens Christmas
[00:17:59] 8am never kiss a man in a Christmas sweater
[00:18:01] 10am Christmas Town
[00:18:03] 12pm a very Vermont Christmas
[00:18:05] 2pm Christmas Made to Order
[00:18:07] 4pm Three Wise Men and a Baby
[00:18:09] 6pm Picture a Perfect Christmas
[00:18:11] 8pm an Ice Palace Romance
[00:18:13] Ooh that's new
[00:18:14] Yeah, it was a
[00:18:16] Hallmark movies now
[00:18:18] Release in 2023
[00:18:20] But it's making its Hallmark Channel
[00:18:22] debut in 2024
[00:18:23] Oh interesting
[00:18:24] They listed as 2024
[00:18:25] Antenna 1pm on Hallmark
[00:18:27] Rescuing Christmas
[00:18:28] Another one that's listed as 2024
[00:18:30] Yeah, that's the same thing
[00:18:32] I was a premiered on Hallmark Channel
[00:18:34] This year but technically it came out last year
[00:18:36] What about the one at 12pm
[00:18:37] A very Vermont Christmas
[00:18:38] That's also listed as 24
[00:18:39] That is new
[00:18:40] That premiered this past week
[00:18:42] All right so Saturday
[00:18:44] You're a perk up
[00:18:45] Go back hit the back 30
[00:18:47] And go listen to that again
[00:18:48] Last day Sunday
[00:18:49] 12 o'clock 1am on Hallmark
[00:18:51] Blue Ridge Mountain Christmas
[00:18:52] 2pm they're all on Hallmark
[00:18:54] A Christmas together with you
[00:18:55] 4 o'clock 1am Coyote Creek Christmas
[00:18:57] 6am Christmas at Castle Hart
[00:18:59] 8am Christmas Island
[00:19:00] 10am a Heidelberg Holiday
[00:19:02] 12pm a Mary Scottish Christmas
[00:19:04] 2pm Christmas in Notting Hill
[00:19:06] 8pm a World Record
[00:19:08] A World Record Christmas
[00:19:10] 6am on Hallmark
[00:19:11] Crown for Christmas
[00:19:12] And those are your Christmas TV listings
[00:19:15] For the next few days
[00:19:16] And it won't be like this next week
[00:19:17] I promise courtesy of MostlyChristmas.com
[00:19:20] Thank you TV Scotty
[00:19:23] It is
[00:19:24] If you Scotty's exhausted
[00:19:25] I should get paid extra for just these weeks
[00:19:27] Yeah, you should
[00:19:28] And listen I don't know
[00:19:29] I should get paid
[00:19:30] I don't know what it is
[00:19:31] You get paid
[00:19:32] You get paid
[00:19:33] It's coming trust me
[00:19:34] Regular Scotty doesn't pay me
[00:19:35] Oh, Regular Scotty doesn't pay you?
[00:19:37] Yeah
[00:19:38] Oh man
[00:19:39] Yeah, you should
[00:19:42] I don't know about you
[00:19:43] But I'm having a harder time
[00:19:45] Talking today
[00:19:46] Yes
[00:19:47] Okay
[00:19:48] My mouth feels like I've been eating peanut butter
[00:19:50] And I actually started drooling
[00:19:52] While I was reading the TV listings
[00:19:54] I had to stop and dab my mouth there
[00:19:56] Unpleasant for everyone
[00:19:58] Including the listener
[00:19:59] We're doing well
[00:20:00] Hopefully the listeners are
[00:20:01] Going to give us a little bit of grace this week
[00:20:03] If we sound drunk or whatever
[00:20:05] We're not
[00:20:06] It's time for the Christmas music battle
[00:20:08] Let's get to last week's battle first
[00:20:10] It was instrumental week
[00:20:12] In last place
[00:20:13] A travesty if you ask me
[00:20:15] It is White Christmas by Maurice Brown
[00:20:17] I brought it
[00:20:18] 13 votes, get out of here
[00:20:19] Listen to this little horn
[00:20:21] No, Bran
[00:20:22] I'm going to tell you what happened
[00:20:23] This week with the votes
[00:20:24] It was an embarrassment of riches
[00:20:26] We had three great songs
[00:20:28] And it's hard to tell
[00:20:29] Which way that's going to go
[00:20:31] This could have won on any week
[00:20:33] Just not this one, okay bud
[00:20:35] This is nice
[00:20:36] It's beautiful, isn't it?
[00:20:37] Just give me a second
[00:20:38] I'm listening to it
[00:20:39] I'm enjoying it
[00:20:40] I'm having a good time
[00:20:41] This is exactly the kind of thing
[00:20:42] I want to hear at night
[00:20:44] While I'm winding down
[00:20:45] In July especially
[00:20:47] Oh, gosh
[00:20:48] That's good
[00:20:49] At Bramblefest
[00:20:50] That really awesome production crew
[00:20:51] That was doing the audio
[00:20:53] Kept putting on a Spotify playlist
[00:20:55] Called a Cozy Jazz Christmas
[00:20:57] And I loved it so much
[00:21:00] Can't wait to pull it up on my own
[00:21:02] Save that
[00:21:03] In second place
[00:21:04] They only lost by just a few votes
[00:21:06] This is God Rest, You Merry Gentlemen
[00:21:08] By Marvin McNeugh
[00:21:10] 35.7% of the votes
[00:21:13] This was brought by me
[00:21:15] It's nice, it's nice
[00:21:17] I don't know
[00:21:18] I liked it
[00:21:19] I thought it was a little anonymous feeling
[00:21:21] Like there wasn't a lot that stood out about it
[00:21:23] Let's get to the winner though
[00:21:25] The winner with three more votes than that
[00:21:28] And 41% of the vote is We Three Kings
[00:21:30] By Lester Leroy
[00:21:32] I can see why this song won, Bran
[00:21:35] I think this is so cool
[00:21:37] I was calling it Salsa
[00:21:40] Yeah, Alonzo said Latino, Salsa
[00:21:43] Oh, Bossa Nova
[00:21:45] That's what he reminded me
[00:21:47] And he's right, it's different
[00:21:49] It's upbeat without being obnoxious
[00:21:51] I really, really like this
[00:21:53] Lester Leroy, I want to hear more of his music
[00:21:56] Very nice
[00:21:57] And that means the listeners brought that one
[00:21:59] Which has them taking the lead, Scotty
[00:22:01] They now have 10 wins
[00:22:03] You have nine and I have seven
[00:22:06] How about that?
[00:22:07] How about that, Scotty
[00:22:08] You got to win this week
[00:22:09] If you don't want to get away from it
[00:22:11] That's okay
[00:22:12] If I lose to the listeners
[00:22:13] At least I lose to someone great
[00:22:15] That's right, fair enough
[00:22:16] The collective listeners
[00:22:18] Someone great
[00:22:19] Good job, listeners
[00:22:20] That was brought to us by listener Mitch Moll
[00:22:22] Thank you, Mitch, good job
[00:22:24] Very nice
[00:22:25] Let's get to this week's battle
[00:22:27] Which is Merry Christmas
[00:22:28] I don't want to fight tonight
[00:22:30] By the Ramones
[00:22:32] I'm going to play a little punk rock for you
[00:22:34] In Christmas and July
[00:22:35] You got a fun fact for us, Scotty?
[00:22:37] This one was a little harder to find a fun fact on
[00:22:39] So I really just have some dates for you here
[00:22:42] The song was a B-side to the Ramones
[00:22:45] 1987 single I Want to Live
[00:22:48] And was later released on the 1989 album
[00:22:51] Brain Drain
[00:22:52] I had no idea the song was this late
[00:22:54] I thought it was late 70s
[00:22:56] Completely wrong
[00:22:57] That's interesting
[00:22:58] And you don't see many artists putting out
[00:23:00] Christmas songs in the midst of regular
[00:23:02] Non-Christmas songs
[00:23:04] From what I read in a lot of the little blurbs
[00:23:07] This was the beginning of the end
[00:23:09] For the Ramones
[00:23:10] They had been arguing and fighting
[00:23:12] And it really all started to fall apart
[00:23:14] Some people were saying this was
[00:23:16] The lyrics were actually prescient
[00:23:18] For what was going on in the band
[00:23:20] Interesting
[00:23:21] That's the thing, punk rock bands
[00:23:23] Once they start doing Christmas songs
[00:23:25] It's the beginning of the end
[00:23:26] It's over
[00:23:27] It's all done
[00:23:28] Wrap it up, folks
[00:23:29] We've got three versions
[00:23:30] Let's see if we get weird with it
[00:23:32] This is the first one
[00:23:33] Is by a group called Strong Zero
[00:23:36] With their take of Merry Christmas
[00:24:06] Merry Christmas
[00:24:27] Merry Merry Merry Christmas
[00:24:29] All the children are touching their bed
[00:24:31] Drunk bumping
[00:24:32] Well that was a little bit of a
[00:24:40] Like a ska punk kind of version, Brian
[00:24:42] It was
[00:24:43] That bass sounded almost like it wasn't plugged in
[00:24:47] And they just like put a mic up to the bass
[00:24:49] That's a very interesting sound
[00:24:51] Yeah, that happened during our live episode too
[00:24:54] Not with a bass with a microphone
[00:24:56] Yes
[00:24:57] Okay, what's next?
[00:24:59] Up next we've got a Merry Christmas
[00:25:01] I don't want to fight tonight
[00:25:02] By King Youngblood
[00:25:04] Wow, what a name
[00:25:55] Oh, I'm enjoying this battle so far, Brian
[00:25:58] That's good
[00:25:59] King Youngblood
[00:26:00] Do you want to vote against King Youngblood?
[00:26:02] That's intense
[00:26:03] I sure do
[00:26:04] Oh, last but not least
[00:26:06] Future Adiots with their version
[00:26:59] That's not the first time Future Adiots have shown up on our program before, Brian
[00:27:14] No, I don't think so
[00:27:16] I think you're right about that
[00:27:18] They did Very Tale of New York and it was also really good
[00:27:21] So three great choices here
[00:27:23] It's hard to go wrong when it's a punk song
[00:27:25] I don't know about you, Brian
[00:27:27] It's not like I found a piano instrumental version of this song
[00:27:29] I did not find anybody trying to change this song too drastically
[00:27:35] Yeah, Future Adiots, we did there was an original
[00:27:39] That was Future Adiots
[00:27:41] Oh, that's right
[00:27:42] It was like Unwrap My Present or something with Question Baller
[00:27:46] So they've won one battle, they've lost one battle
[00:27:49] So let's see what happens today
[00:27:51] The other artists I believe are both new to the program
[00:27:53] So you can vote right now
[00:27:55] I'll leave the link in the description for which of these versions of the punk rock song you like more
[00:28:02] It's a tough one, Scotty
[00:28:03] And we got listener submissions this week from Joe W, Katie Leapack and Lance Garmin
[00:28:07] Thank you all for submitting
[00:28:09] How about that? Scotty, what should we do next week, you think?
[00:28:12] Well, it's your pick
[00:28:13] I thought it was mine so I actually spent about 15 minutes trying to find a song that we have not done
[00:28:19] I'll throw this out as a possibility for you but it's still your pick
[00:28:22] Would you believe that we have not done Do You Hear What I Hear with the listener?
[00:28:26] I want to make sure I'm clear on this
[00:28:28] You and I battled it on the daily episodes in 2022
[00:28:31] But we've never battled it with listeners
[00:28:34] So I think it's still fair game
[00:28:35] I wonder if there's other songs like that
[00:28:37] We have done over 500 songs now
[00:28:40] Wow
[00:28:41] When you add all the versions of all the songs
[00:28:43] Right, right, right
[00:28:44] We've played over 500 songs, I think it's like 515
[00:28:47] Everything I was thinking of and searching brand
[00:28:50] We've done it
[00:28:51] I'm sure there are songs out there that we haven't done
[00:28:54] But I sure can't find them
[00:28:55] So that was the only one
[00:28:56] I mean, we've done Christmas shoes guys
[00:28:58] Where we've, I think we've done a lot
[00:29:00] We've been Dominic the donkey for gosh sakes, you know
[00:29:03] Continue to send in recommendations
[00:29:05] Like I think at some point there's underneath the tree
[00:29:07] Kelly Clarkson is in the back catalogue
[00:29:10] There's a parody week that's in the back catalogue that we can do
[00:29:12] But I do like the idea of Do You Hear What I Hear
[00:29:15] A more traditional track that we haven't battled
[00:29:18] And the nice thing about that was we've only battled it once
[00:29:21] Right, Scotty?
[00:29:22] And it was just you and I
[00:29:24] Which means that there are still so many versions of this song
[00:29:27] Available on Bandcamp which I like
[00:29:29] I like when there's a slew to choose from
[00:29:31] Yeah, and when you and I do the daily episodes
[00:29:33] We don't have the luxury of time to spend looking for versions
[00:29:37] So it's usually more of a quick hit
[00:29:39] Find one we like
[00:29:40] There might be more out there
[00:29:42] And I'd be surprised if there aren't
[00:29:43] So go to bandcamp.com
[00:29:44] Find a version of Do You Hear What I Hear
[00:29:46] That you like
[00:29:47] Email it to me at ChristmasMorningPodcast at gmail.com
[00:29:50] Very nice, Scotty
[00:29:51] We did it!
[00:29:52] We did it!
[00:29:53] But if you want to hear more of us
[00:29:56] The good news is we're going to be back tomorrow
[00:29:58] With our Christmas party episode live from BrambleFest
[00:30:01] We had so many wonderful guests
[00:30:03] Join us on stage
[00:30:05] To talk about some Christmas memories and traditions
[00:30:07] And it's a lot of fun
[00:30:08] We're going to have a musical guest
[00:30:09] Yes, I think you're really going to enjoy it
[00:30:11] Obviously it's live
[00:30:13] So sound is not going to be
[00:30:15] As good as it is when we're...
[00:30:16] I put a little disclaimer to begin with
[00:30:18] But I still think it's a good listen
[00:30:21] So I think people are really going to enjoy it
[00:30:23] It was a great listen
[00:30:25] And even I enjoyed it listening back
[00:30:27] And I was there
[00:30:28] There you go
[00:30:29] That's how you know it's good right there
[00:30:30] And then of course we'll be back next week
[00:30:32] With another episode until then
[00:30:34] Merry Christmas
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[00:30:54] Ho ho ho